For a while you were mine, worlds coolest toothbrush. It was fate when I found you at Lagerverkauf for 3 bucks. Then I moved, somehow forgot you in the bathroom, and my old flatmate threw you away before I could return and prove my everlasting love to you.
You had so many more years ahead of you!
Maybe preferably not years of brushing though, if you consider dental hygiene.
I still weep nonetheless.